Ed Zachary
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date
or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a
sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see a well-known
Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"Ok, take off all reery fass to odder side of room." The woman did
as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "Ok now craw reery, reery fass back to
me."
So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem
vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why
not
haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh
my,
Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary disease?" Dr. Chang looked
the woman in the eye and replied,
"Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your
ass."
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