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Rejections Real
Meanings
... women
say to men (and what they mean)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic geezer.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending
the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat
and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you
if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring
and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you
in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet
and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)
... men say to women (and what they mean)
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
1. Let's be friends. (You're the ugliest person that has ever existed on this planet.)
JOKES INDEX
All Reality Pass
Coeds Need Cash
Blind Date Bangers
Big Tit Patrol
Big Leaque Facials
16 Site Reality Megapass
All Reality Pass
Busstop Whores
Horny Spanish Flies
I Spy Cameltoe
Chew Asian Beaver
16 Site Reality Megapass
All Reality Pass
Bang My Wife
See Her Squirt!
Teeny Bopper Club
Black Adventures
16 Site Reality Megapass
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