Morgue Humor


Doris was very upset when her husband, Albert, passed away. She went to the mortuary to look at her dear departed, and the instant she saw him she started crying loudly. One of the attendants rushed up to comfort her. She explained that she was upset because Albert was wearing a black suit and that it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit. The attendant apologized and explained that they always put their clients in black suits as a matter of course but he would see what he could do. 

The next day, Doris returned to the mortuary to have one last moment with Albert before the funeral. When the attendant pulled back the curtain, Doris managed to smile through her tears as her Albert was now wearing a smart blue suit. She asked the attendant "how did you manage to get hold of that beautiful blue suit?" "Well, yesterday afternoon, after you left, a man of about your husband's size was brought in. He was already wearing the blue suit, but his wife explained that she would prefer him to be buried in black" the attendant replied. 

"After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads." 




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