Marriage Definitions




Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order 
what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
 on the wrong finger?" the other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
 And the father replied, " I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife 
until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married;
 and then it was too late.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Three rings: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering. 

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. 
But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the wife listens. 
In the second year, the woman speaks and the husband listens.
 In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." 
And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifies: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. 
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: 
either it is a new car or a new wife.

A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with dishes.

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he 
before you married him," Asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire."



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