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Excuses if found Sleeping at Work
"Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"
"You don't discriminate against those with Latent Atrophy
Zymosis Yeast syndrome, DO YOU?"
"Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"Oh, Hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about
in the last time management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
"I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
"I'm doing the "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)
I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."
"It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"
"This is a highly specific Yoga position to relieve work-related stress."
"Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!"
"I was working smarter-not harder."
"Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
"I'm in the management training program."
"The coffee machine is broken...."
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
"It's okay... I'm still billing the client."
"...and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!"
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