The Final Exam from Hell

History
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, 
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic,
 religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. 
Be brief, concise, and specific.

Medicine
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. 
Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.

Public Speaking
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. 
Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

Biology
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life
 had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its 
probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.

Music
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. 
You will find a piano under your seat.

Psychology
Based on your degree of knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisia, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your evaluations with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.

Sociology
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany
 the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

Management Science
Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why? Create a generalized 
algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an 1130 CPU supporting 
50 terminals, each terminal to activate your algorithm; design the 
communications interface and all necessary control programs.

Engineering
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. 
You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry 
Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. 
Be prepared to justify your decision.

Economics
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. 
Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: 
Cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. 
Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, 
as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.

Political Science
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. 
Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.

Epistemology
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.

Physics
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of 
the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

Philosophy
Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its significance. 
Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

General Knowledge
Define the universe. Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

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