The Man Etiquette Test

Here's a chance for you men to find out how compassionate and sensitive 
you are to women.  Do something she likes and you get points.
 Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
 You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
 Sorry, that's the way the game is played.   Simple Duties

 You make the bed. (+1)
 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows. (0)
 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)
 You leave the toilet seat up. (-5)
 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty. (0)
 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex. (-1)
 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom. (-2)
 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings. (+5)
 But return with beer. (-5)
 You check out a suspicious noise at night. (0)
 You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing. (0)
 You check out a suspicious noise and it's something. (+5)
 You pummel it with a six iron. (+10)
 It's her father. (-10)

Her Birthday

 You take her out to dinner. (0)
 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar. (+1)
 It is a sports bar. (-2)
 And it's all-you-can-eat night. (-3)
 It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night,
 and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)

A Night Out With The Boys

 And the pal is happily married. (-4)
 Or frighteningly single. (-7)
 And he drives a Mustang. (-10)
 With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED). (-15)

A Night Out

 You take her to a movie. (+2)
 You take her to a movie she likes. (+4)
 You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)
 You take her to a movie you like. (-2)
 It's called Death Cop 3. (-3)
 Which features cyborgs having sex. (-9)
 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. (-15)

Your Physique

 You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)
 You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10)
 You develop a noticeable potbelly
 and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)
 You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too." (-800)

The Big Question

 She asks, "Do I look fat?". (-5)
 You hesitate in responding. (-10)
 You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Communication

 When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, 
displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (0)
 When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes. (+5)
 You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+10)
 She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep. (-20)

 Scoring

Start with 50 points and add your score to it.  
If you ended up with +15 then your score 
would be 65 for the 65th percentile. 
 If you got -15 then your score would be 35 for the 35th percentile.

JOKES INDEX

 

All Reality Pass
Coeds Need Cash
Blind Date Bangers
Big Tit Patrol
Big Leaque Facials
16 Site Reality Megapass

 

All Reality Pass
Busstop Whores
Horny Spanish Flies
I Spy Cameltoe
Chew Asian Beaver
16 Site Reality Megapass

 

All Reality Pass
Bang My Wife
See Her Squirt!
Teeny Bopper Club
Black Adventures
16 Site Reality Megapass