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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 min.

What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual Harassment

What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a min.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? 
The sex is the same,  but the dishes sure pile up.

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? 
Humpme Dumpme.

What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
Marriage.

What is a man's view of safe sex? A padded headboard.

How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? 
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What do you call a smart blonde? 
A golden retriever.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
 The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular woman at a nudist colony?
 The woman who ate the last donut.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? 
A battery has a positive side.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. 
Who has the biggest breast? The blonde, because she's 18.

Do you know why they call it a Wonder Bra?
 When you take it off, you wonder where the breast went.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-laws.




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