Great Comeback Lines



1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? ....Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

13. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

14. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged 
by your unique point of view.

15. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

16. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

17. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

18. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

19. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

20. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

21. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

22. Who me? I just wander from room to room

23. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

27. You!... Off my planet!

28. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. A PBS mind in an MTV world.

31. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

32. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

33. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

34. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

35. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

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36. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

37. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

38. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

39. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

40. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.

41. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

42. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"





JOKES INDEX

 

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Coeds Need Cash
Blind Date Bangers
Big Tit Patrol
Big Leaque Facials
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Busstop Whores
Horny Spanish Flies
I Spy Cameltoe
Chew Asian Beaver
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Bang My Wife
See Her Squirt!
Teeny Bopper Club
Black Adventures
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