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Bar Phrases and what they Really
Mean
You get this one, next round is on me.
MEANING: We won't be here long enough to get another round.
I'll get this one, next one is on you.
MEANING: This place has dollar drafts and beers are $4.50 a pop at the next
bar.
I haven't seen you around here for a
long time.
MEANING: You stuck up little bitch, too good for your old friends??
Hey, where is that friend of yours?
MEANING: I have no interest whatsoever in talking to you other than you're a
way
to get your friend into a compromising position.
Lets get out of here.
MEANING: I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's
helmet.
Can I get a glass of white
zinfindel.
(female)
MEANING: I'm easy.
Can I get a glass of white
zinfindel.
(male)
MEANING: I'm gay.
Ever try a body shot? (male to female)
MEANING: I am even willing to do a tequila shot if it means that I get to
lick you.
Ever try a body shot? (female to male)
MEANING: If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on
the ride home.
Look at that girl leaving with 5 guys.
MEANING: Take a good look now because next time you see that face
it will be
on the back of a milk carton.
I don't feel well, lets go
home.
(female)
MEANING: You are paying more attention to your friends than me.
I don't feel well, lets go
home. (male)
MEANING: I'm horny.
I've had like 10 beers already.
MEANING: I've only had 3, but I need an excuse to behave this way.
Who's got the next round?
MEANING: I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at
diverting attention.
I'm getting my life back together.
MEANING: Are you kidding? Would I be in a place like this, rocked off my
ass,
if I had my act together? I'm a mess; fear and avoid me like the
plague.
Excuse Me. (male to male)
MEANING: Get the fuck out of the way.
Excuse Me. (male to female)
MEANING: I am going to grope you now.
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Excuse Me. (female to male)
MEANING: Don't even think about groping me, just get the fuck out of the
way.
Excuse Me (female to female).
MEANING: Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all
that, missy,
and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here
dressing like a ho...
Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, bitch,
like the slut you are.
I'm out of here, I have to work in the
morning.
MEANING: I owe that guy who just walked in the door 100 bucks
and have been
avoiding him since football season.
What do you have on tap?
MEANING: What's cheap?
Can I have a white Russian? (male)
MEANING: I'm really gay.
Can I have a white Russian? (female)
MEANING: I'm really easy.
You go ahead, I'll catch a cab
MEANING: I already lined up a ride home with your ex-girlfriend.
That person looks really familiar.
MEANING: Did I sleep with him/her?
Can I just get a glass of water?
(female)
MEANING: I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.
Can I just get a glass of water? (male)
MEANING: It's 9:00 am and I just stopped drinking about 90 minutes ago.
Hell, I probably dropped
half of my paycheck in here last night, it is the
least you can do for me.
Do you have any Wild Turkey?
MEANING: I want to make my friend really sick so we can all laugh at him in
the morning.
I don't have my ID on me.
MEANING: I'm 19.
or
MEANING: I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a .4 last
time I was in here.
It's OK, I'll just go
home with him.
(either male or female)
MEANING: There is a good chance that my life will end up as the Monday Night
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