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50 Fun Things to do in Class
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point
the professor makes by
waving it and saying, "Quite right,
old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to
focus
the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your
teeth into
sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond
"that's my
name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the
pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where
his
soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to
speak louder.
9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks.
In
the middle of lecture, tell him he looks
familiar and ask whether
he was ever in an episode of Starsky and
Hutch.
11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the
professor says no, rip the pages out of
your textbook.
12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare
your
intention to pursue a career in
measurements and units.
13. Sing your questions.
14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.
15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream
"THAT'S
MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."
16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li.
If
you actually are Chinese, insist that your
name is Vladimir
Fernandez O'Reilly.
17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing
it.
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18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done
so.
19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK
YOUR FLY".
20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a
friend
bang cymbals together whenever your name is
spoken.
21. Stare continually at the professor's crotch. Occassionally lick
your lips.
22. Address the professor as "your excellency".
23. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor
if he's been drinking.
24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the
lecture.
25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on
your face.
26. Ask whether you have to come to class.
27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.
28. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.
29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet
ozzle haffen dee henvay?"
Become aggitated when the
professor can't understand you.
30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the
chalkboard erasers.
31. Watch the professor through binoculars.
32. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
33. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty
seat beside
you, and ask for one extra copy of each
handout.
34. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH!
MY EYES!"
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35. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation
of
your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the
i is silent.
36. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis
and snickering.
37. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on
the
board. Ignore the professor's reply and
proceed to do so anyway.
38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.
39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects,
jump
up and scream "IMPOSTER!"
40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write
"Signup
Sheet #5" at the top, and start
passing it around the room.
42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat
after
the professor answers.
43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S
stands for "stud".
44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you
spell that?"
45. Disassemble your pen. "Accidently" propel pieces
across the room
while playing with the spring. Go on
furtive expeditions to
retrieve the pieces. Repeat.
46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.
47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he
believes
in ghosts.
48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you
laugh.
49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.
50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the
blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes
down farther because you
can't see Macedonia.
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